Cute inspirational quotes to live by - I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.– Fred Allen
I bowl my best when I’m fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That’s how you get your rhythm. You can’t really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.
It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten. They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
Cute inspirational quotes to live by - Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want fifty-dollar haircuts on a fifty-cent head.
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
A fair-weather friend changes with the wind. — Portuguese Proverb
A wife is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
A dissimilarity of pursuits dissolves friendship. — Latin Proverb
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
“Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just don’t have film.”
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quotes – Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship. — Kurdish Proverb
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito
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